The best of the day. Old man with a walking stick and my first customer.
Me: "How can I help you?"
Old man: "I am looking for U-rex."
Me: *Damn, so old but still sexually active.* "Hold on, Oh, we don't stock Durex."
Old man: "Show me what you have."
Grabs a pack of Ansell and Four Season.
He was looking for Nu-Lax Fruit Laxative. Good day!
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