I could tell three things now.
I could tell someone is trying to conceive because they bought Elevit (a vitamin and mineral supplement before, during and after pregnancy) and pregnancy test kit at the same time.
I could tell you are weird because you took out your shoes and take a sniff in front of me, I know you wanted to know is there any foul smell but I am sure there is a better way than to traumatize me.
I could tell what you have if you came in with a prescription for Valtrex, valacyclovir.