TRY THE RED CROSS AS WELL.

A man came in; quite excited; approached me at the counter;

Man: I want to join St John Ambulance!

Me: Huh? What? St John?

Man: St John. *Annoyed, walks to assistant one and repeated the same thing.*

Assistant one: Sorry mate, I think you will have to call them. We don't have the form or their number over here.

The man left.

Assistant one and I look at each other and thought to ourselves, weird s**t hey?
 
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