A man came in; quite excited; approached me at the counter;
Man: I want to join St John Ambulance!
Me: Huh? What? St John?
Man: St John. *Annoyed, walks to assistant one and repeated the same thing.*
Assistant one: Sorry mate, I think you will have to call them. We don't have the form or their number over here.
The man left.
Assistant one and I look at each other and thought to ourselves, weird s**t hey?