2 cokes, me and my gay partner and caramel popcorns. He was having sore throat and I have to finish all the corns.
2 seconds before the movie start, he turned to me and say...
Okay, some chicks gonna come and suck my co** now
I can't stop laughing. The malay guy behind was adjusting his shoelaces and was leaning towards my friend's seat. I am glad he heard that loud and clear.
And so, I was in the car with three other friends. They strongly believe that I have 3 girl friends, one in Australia, one who I always take my flight with and one in Malaysia.
So the conversation eventually went about me obsessing and pulling one of the girl's long straight hair one and half years ago. They were telling me her boyfriend is going to come after me and assure me that her bf does not play with her hair.
Me: Yea right... he only plays with the other hair.
The other three guys could not stop laughing.
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