I would put 99.9999% next time

Mr Marijuana wanted to get some marijuana test strips. After showing him his options,

Mr Marijuana: How accurate is the test?

Me: *No idea.*

Mr Marijuana: Right, 99.9%. It is on the box.

I went up to the dispensary and have a good laugh with my pharmacist.



It kind of reminds me of Miss Period Pain.

Miss Period Pain: I need something for period pain.

I grab a pack of Naprogesic.

Miss Period Pain: Too expensive!

In fact, all Ibuprofen/Neurofen, Diclofenac/Voltaren Rapid 25, Mefenamic acid/Ponstan, Naproxen/Naprogesic are around the same price. She does not seems like the one would settle for generic ibuprofen and save 40%.

After taken all into consideration, she go for Advil (Ibuprofen in the form liquid capsules) BECAUSE period pain is listed in front of the box.

+2 to direct consumer advertising.