X doze off while you have your noodle...

"Can I have a pack of noo-doz?"

*Huh? noodle? instant noodle?*

"Can you repeat that again?"

"Noo-doz?"

Assistant 1: "Yea, it is just right behind you."

Assistant 2 walks over and grab a pack No-Doz Plus.

No-Doz Plus is a caffeine tablet that contains 100 mg of caffeine plus Vitamin B1 (10mg thiamine hydrochloride) and Vitamin B3 (nicotinic acid) in a base containing glucose.

I just love the way they pronounce that, Noooo-Doz. Coles supermarket 20 steps away is selling the same thing with a much cheaper price.

 
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