Okay, so I bought 2 packs of condoms before I left Australia. That is a whooping total of 40 condoms.
Pharmacy assistant one asked me if I have a girlfriend back in Malaysia; that is for a start.
I delivered first pack of condoms down kl on Wed and if my mother were to check what I brought along she would definitely, without any doubt accused me for going to do someone in kl. My mother already called the trip down kl as girlfriend-visiting trip.
I delivered second pack of condoms to my best friend at 1am in the morning. Why such a weird time is not an issue but if my mother were to check the content of my pocket, she going to call me every five minutes to ensure I am not engaged in any baby-making activities.
Me: Do you want chocs, wine or condoms?
Best friend: I do not required any gifts.
Me: I only have condoms for you anyway.
Best friend: That is why I don't believe a shit when they say you became a good boy over there. I even told my mum you are going to give me condoms FOR SURE.
I get them condoms because I think choc and banana flavor are cool.
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