meet branikey. she likes it wild

I was getting ready to go out, housemate is out before me - checked.

Then there is this thing lying beside my nike shoes.

This wonderful creation, none of the occupants of the house belong to.

It is black in color, just about the same color as my shoes.

I heard some knocks and some slamming of door at 3.30am.

What I failed to realize at that time was how wild things are outside.

I was suppose to get up and studied a little on rheology but instead I slept til 7.10am.

There is just something in the air.

That thing was telling me; hey, nice shoes you have over there.

I felt somewhat I am obliged to say; thanks, nice bra you have over there.

It is rude not to, social mannerism.

I WONDER IF YOUR BRAIN IS AS BIG AS YOUR DIC*

One thing I would never forsake is my sleeping time.

I was sleeping soundly last night and then two durians hit the roof. I opened my eyes telling myself, not durians but gum tree's branches; and then another two durians dropped again.

I immediately had the feeling that someone slammed the door in the middle of the night. No brainer! or brain without any juice. Fine!

I tried to sleep but it was happening outside. My temper was rising but still trying hard to sleep back because I had to work and being such not a morning person, I am trying hard to sleep.

Then, fuc**** ringtone rang and I kept hearing the phase "you get it all wrong" and someone was crying - the bitch who slammed the door and now her best friend is screwing the other guy for whatever reason unknown to me. I do not care either.

Maybe he shoved his dick and the girl was thinking what another jerk or something along the line. Being in his room past midnight could not be normal anyway. Fine! Tough luck dude!

And came the part his mobile kept ringing and he would not want to pick up. That is the annoying part. I was sleeping, which part did you not understand now?

I need to sleep and when I am asleep you better not wake me up unless the sky is falling down. Getting sub-therapeutic dose of 6 hours sleep the whole week is not helping the situation and I already felt like crap.

So screw you, dig a hole and play with yourself next time. Loser..... I was so close of opening my door and be bitchy. I did not.