Students on sex…

Students say a lot of hilarious, insane, and downright brainless things. Apparently the following were overheard and published in my Uni’s magazine among others.

(Nursing students talking during tute about sexual health fair and the provisions they’ll be handing out)

MATURE AMERICAN WOMAN: Did you guys get any dams?

Note: dam = latex sheets placed over anus or female genitals during oral sex.

STUDENT: Yeah, we got like, 30.

MATURE AGE WOMAN: You know, we just used to use Glad Wrap back in the day. It is thinner so you don’t lose sensation. Yeah… I got to know a few girls a lot better that way.

Note: Glad Wrap is a famous brand for cling wrap.


I used to joke with my friend about using cling wrap to substitute condom. Hope no one took it seriously.


The piles of condoms they are giving out would be handy to me.