that's what she said

If you are wondering what future-pharmacist-to-be is learning in class, here is what to expect in a primary care lecture.

Using cling wrap instead of condoms!

Various factors influence the ecosystem of the vagina including: - No of sex partners.

Keep the vulva dry & well aired.

Reading those notes brought back the vivid images of me presenting about contraception in front of 70 students, not to mention condoms are reported missing or the packaging being tampered with.

AN ATTEMPT TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

Creative advertising is funny, gets the messages through and hard to forget. Pictures do the talking.














Some pictures took a while before they speak to you. Have fun. I did not get the last one however, maybe it is not supposed to be funny.

MORE CONDOMS FOR NIDA

Okay, so I bought 2 packs of condoms before I left Australia. That is a whooping total of 40 condoms.


Pharmacy assistant one asked me if I have a girlfriend back in Malaysia; that is for a start.


I delivered first pack of condoms down kl on Wed and if my mother were to check what I brought along she would definitely, without any doubt accused me for going to do someone in kl. My mother already called the trip down kl as girlfriend-visiting trip.


I delivered second pack of condoms to my best friend at 1am in the morning. Why such a weird time is not an issue but if my mother were to check the content of my pocket, she going to call me every five minutes to ensure I am not engaged in any baby-making activities.


Me: Do you want chocs, wine or condoms?
Best friend: I do not required any gifts.
Me: I only have condoms for you anyway.
Best friend: That is why I don't believe a shit when they say you became a good boy over there. I even told my mum you are going to give me condoms FOR SURE.


I get them condoms because I think choc and banana flavor are cool.

FIGURING OUT THE PREGNANCY TEST KIT & CONDOMS

It is weird for a guy to come and look for pregnancy test kit and it is equally weird for a girl to come and look for condoms.

If your boyfriend is a jerk and for whatever reason he did something that could cause the synthesis of a new life, he would not know anything about a pregnancy test kit. I too forget to tell him that a test kit would not work a day after the unprotected intercourse.

It is an art not to get any false positive or false negative result. First morning urine sample, seven to ten days after your ovulation day, a second test to reconfirm the negative you get are the factors needed to be taken into consideration.






It is weird for a guy to come and look for pregnancy test kit and it is equally weird for a girl to come and look for condoms.

She stared and stared at the condoms for a long long time. She has no idea of what to get and I would not want to make her life more difficult.

She ended up getting ultra thin type of condom, a bad choice if you ask me. I would understand if a guy get those because they would not want to lose any sensitivity so to speak but girls should go for studded condoms because (in my opinion) you are getting something different and you are likely to be the one going to feel the difference.

If a girl is getting some for the just in case scenario, ultra thin is a poor choice as well if you ask me.

A DAY IN PHARMACY

WARNING! 18+ materials!

A man came in asking for breast pump – the one used for breast feeding.

Click here now to exit will ya, slowmo. You are still 17.


My pharmacy ordered some new condoms, time for an update. My condoms database is getting old....

The Naked Condom - you will not believe you are wearing a condom at all. Err.. no thanks. I am playing safe.

Four Seasons Chocolate & Fruit Flavoured - chocolate, apple, orange, vanilla, banana, and stawberry.

Strawberry and orange - normal. Banana - acceptable. Chocolate! Am I in for the s** or the snack? Besides, that is suppose to be the trademark of Kit Kat company. Well, they do have Kit Sack. (Google if you are skeptical).

My pharmacy did not get the Glow N Dark Condoms, I would buy that. They are good souvenir for boys. Never mind the condoms with astrological signs or the one with extra Fe2+ for the female. A condom for boy but enriched with Fe2+ for the girls, so thoughtful of the manufacturer. :D


Person B totally made my day. He was here for holiday; on prescription for naproxen. He wanted to get it over the counter. My pharmacy did not stock Aleve or Naprogesic but my pharmacist reassures him that any NSAID should do the job.

I was sorting the scripts for PBS claim beside while trying to learn. We only have naproxen as a treatment for period pain under my pharmacy generic brand. After the quite lengthy counseling, my pharmacist and I thought he would stick to naproxen instead of ibuprofen or paracetamol.

“So they are basically the same? How about Neurofen? I think I will have that. This one they wrote it is for period pain”
“You can’t be serious (in the tone of - you must be joking)”.
"Yea, I know it is stupid."

I laughed for quite a few minutes. Maybe he is afraid of getting menstruation?

Students on sex…

Students say a lot of hilarious, insane, and downright brainless things. Apparently the following were overheard and published in my Uni’s magazine among others.

(Nursing students talking during tute about sexual health fair and the provisions they’ll be handing out)

MATURE AMERICAN WOMAN: Did you guys get any dams?

Note: dam = latex sheets placed over anus or female genitals during oral sex.

STUDENT: Yeah, we got like, 30.

MATURE AGE WOMAN: You know, we just used to use Glad Wrap back in the day. It is thinner so you don’t lose sensation. Yeah… I got to know a few girls a lot better that way.

Note: Glad Wrap is a famous brand for cling wrap.


I used to joke with my friend about using cling wrap to substitute condom. Hope no one took it seriously.


The piles of condoms they are giving out would be handy to me.