WARNING! 18+ materials!
A man came in asking for breast pump – the one used for breast feeding.
Click here now to exit will ya, slowmo. You are still 17.
My pharmacy ordered some new condoms, time for an update. My condoms database is getting old....
The Naked Condom - you will not believe you are wearing a condom at all. Err.. no thanks. I am playing safe.
Four Seasons Chocolate & Fruit Flavoured - chocolate, apple, orange, vanilla, banana, and stawberry.
Strawberry and orange - normal. Banana - acceptable. Chocolate! Am I in for the s** or the snack? Besides, that is suppose to be the trademark of Kit Kat company. Well, they do have Kit Sack. (Google if you are skeptical).
My pharmacy did not get the Glow N Dark Condoms, I would buy that. They are good souvenir for boys. Never mind the condoms with astrological signs or the one with extra Fe2+ for the female. A condom for boy but enriched with Fe2+ for the girls, so thoughtful of the manufacturer. :D
Person B totally made my day. He was here for holiday; on prescription for naproxen. He wanted to get it over the counter. My pharmacy did not stock Aleve or Naprogesic but my pharmacist reassures him that any NSAID should do the job.
I was sorting the scripts for PBS claim beside while trying to learn. We only have naproxen as a treatment for period pain under my pharmacy generic brand. After the quite lengthy counseling, my pharmacist and I thought he would stick to naproxen instead of ibuprofen or paracetamol.
“So they are basically the same? How about Neurofen? I think I will have that. This one they wrote it is for period pain”
“You can’t be serious (in the tone of - you must be joking)”.
"Yea, I know it is stupid."
I laughed for quite a few minutes. Maybe he is afraid of getting menstruation?